KILL HOUSE - SHORT SYNOPSIS:
 
Someone's making a killing in real estate.
 
KILL HOUSE is a modern day tale of bloodlust, rivalry and greed - all masquerading as the American Dream. As news of a brutally murdered San Francisco realtor throws the Los Angeles real estate community into a tailspin, fear and panic spread as more and more agents turn up dead. Who's behind these crazed serial killings? The prime suspect is an ex-con hired by one of the property owners. But after he's caught, the killings don't stop - they only get worse! It's a self-indulgent world of terror, where no one's who he or she seems to be -- and everyone's a suspect. A bloody black comedy with a satirical twist, KILL HOUSE is destined to be a cult classic.

LONG SYNOPSIS

KILL HOUSE is a full-length satirical thriller that celebrates excess, and revels in bloodlust and greed. As news of a brutally murdered San Francisco realtor throws the LA real estate community into a tailspin, fear and panic spread as more and more agents turn up dead. At Conner Realty, the realtors compete viciously for every listing. Leading the pack is Marta Bauer, a chain-smoking narcissist; yipping at her heels is Marc Harmon, a whiner with a very big appetite. New to the company is frumpy single mom and compulsive shopper Sunny Lynch. They all vie for the Van Doren property, owned by two self-absorbed parents, Steve and Belinda. Forever out of town, the Van Doren's leave Kyle and Lucy, their attention-starved teens, to deal with the realtors. With the Van Doren's away, the abandoned property next door becomes the site of bloody murders and a dumping ground for the dead. Jimmy, the groundskeeper is a felon who becomes the police's prime suspect. Lettie, his workaholic parole officer, has nagging family problems that blind her to the truth. She is forced to rely on local slacker detectives Kirk and Rolands, who do whatever they can to avoid work, including leafing through porn mags or chatting over lattes. When they throw Jimmy behind bars, the killings don't stop - they only get worse. It's a self-indulgent world of bloodsuckers, where no one's who he or she seems to be -- and everyone deserves to die! One by one victims are savagely dropped to the grave by any means necessary -- shovels, hatchets, and strangulation- even sharp pens. Heinous and hilarious, KILL HOUSE harkens back to the great campy "slasher" films of the 70's. Destined to be a cult classic, KILL HOUSE satires both horror movies and consumerism. Get drunk, smoke pot, and watch this movie!